“Hey, it’s finally raining!”
“You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“Are you thinking, ‘Lay out by the sewer?’”
“Haha, trick question— THAT’S ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT!”
*high-five so enthusiastic it somehow ends up paying for their grandchildren’s college education*
Am I the only one who hates the fact Glee is doing a cover of Closer? Anybody else? Just me?
I physically cannot stop listening to this song
But stand still is all we did
Love like ours just never fits
This is when I almost died. <3 Tegan and Sara - When You Were Mine (Prince Cover) @ Guelph University, February 23, 2013 (by KissingToast21)
This movie is the reason why we are obsessed with Brussels Griffons!
As Good as it Gets (1997)
“Man! That is flagrant false advertising!”
Graham Clark: Wilderness Man
Check out Graham mixin’ it up, makin’ it happen.
This dude in my office drives me fucking bananas by saying things like “Can we piggyback that onto this order?” and “I have to make sure these files jive”. He always makes sure to repeat his cool new phrase AT LEAST three times in a row to make sure everyone in the vicinity has heard it and has had the chance to bask in the glory of his creativity and wit. He then hopes upon hope that his latest idiom will catch on and he will finally have validation of his worth as a person. It is exhausting. At this point I can only long for the day that he makes sure his will “jives” with his last wishes before he “piggybacks” a number of prescription pills to some alcohol.
* Please note that while it may seem like I am lambasting this idiot for no good reason, I assure you that on top of being stupid he is a super creep who sexually harassed me.
Paul, Jason, June Diane, and MTV’s Zach Pearlman talk 1983′s Sleepaway Camp on this Halloween episode of How Did This Get Made. We learn about incest, how much salt to add to boiling water, and, most importantly, to be cautious of water snakes. Also, we discuss the performance of Robert Earl Jones (father to James Earl Jones) and Paul’s understanding of the AIDS epidemic. Enjoy this not-so-low-budget ode to side pony-tails and short shorts. Happy Halloween!
At Globex we don’t believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didn’t even give you my coat!
Can’t wait to get out of this shithole!
News broke this week that the original Friends finale didn’t have Ross and Rachel getting back together. Here are five more TV plots that never aired.
You MUST read this, if only for the use of the phrase “full-blownsies” re: AIDS
Lie, lie, to lilac heart
The anatomy of a silence half a world apart
When you’re next to me
Only I know where your love flows
Only I know where your dreams go
If you can listen to this song less than 500 times in a row, I don’t understand you.